JUST PICTURES (for our less intelligent readers)

MASSIVE LETDOWN AFTER DISCOVERING GIGANTIC

EURO MILLIONS CHECK TOO BIG TO DEPOSIT

LACK OF EXACT CHANGE PREVENTS SOME LOVED ONES FROM ATTENDING GRANDAD'S FUNERAL

KWIK FIT COMPLIMENTARY DRINKS SELECTION MEETS EXPECTATIONS

SURPRISE PRINCE EDWARD RESIGNATION BRINGS UNPREPARED NATION TO ITS KNEES

REES-MOGG LEADS BOXING DAY CHAV HUNT

PACK OF CYCLING SADISTS TIMES RIDE FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT

BAKERLOO LINE

PRINCE PHILIP NABS RECURRING ROLE ON 'WALKING DEAD'

HELENA BONHAM BOYLE

HOUSE OF CHAVS WEIGHS IN

PONTIFF ANNOUNCES HELL AT FULL CAPACITY

NEW ARRIVALS TO BE SENT TO LUTON AIRPORT

MEDIOCRE £11.75 PER HOUR CLEANING WOMAN GETS UNDESERVING RAISE TO £12 PER SIMPLY BECAUSE FINDING EXACT CHANGE EVERY TUESDAY MORNING IS A MASSIVE PAIN IN THE ASS

RED HEADED STEP CHILD

PFIZER PATENTS CRICKET AS SLEEP AID

HUGH JACKMAN ARRIVES WITH BOTH BEARDS

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