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THE 25 THINGS EVERY AMERICAN NEEDS TO KNOW BEFORE MOVING TO THE UNITED KINGDOM  By Fallows Mencken 

1. Under no circumstances should you tell these people you don’t drink alcohol. They have never heard a human being say such a thing. It’s like telling someone back home that you do not breathe. Keep it to yourself.... 
 

THE 14 THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN A BRITISH HOME  By Melvin Roosevelt, OBE, KFC 

1. Carpeted bathrooms. 2 A washing machine smaller than your alarm clock. 3. Children who can no longer tell a baseball bat from a golf club. 4. A crusty old father in law sitting in the corner of his American son in law’s closet size living room whinging about the... 
 
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