1. Do my girlfriend and I need a sex toy to do an Irish Backstop?
2. Is Soft Brexit a good stool softener?
3. Is Project Fear on Netflix or Amazon?
4. Which is better? Match.com or Single Market?
5. Is Transition Period the same as menopause?
6. Will Article 50 be playing Wembley anytime soon?
7. Is Hard Brexit better than Viagra?
8. Do I need a Withdrawal Agreement before having sex?
9. Is White Paper more expensive than cocaine?
10. I heard we're all getting a Norway Model. Can I get a Brazilian one instead?