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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE UNITED KINGDOM? By Fallows Mencken

THE 14 THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN A BRITISH HOME By Melvin Roosevelt, OBE, KFC

PRINCE EDWARD RESIGNATION BRINGS NATION TO ITS KNEES By Staff

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WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL THIS COUNTRY?

By Fallows Mencken

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HOW SHIT IS IT TO LIVE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM? By Melvin Roosevelt, OBE, KFC

There are tribal people in the nether regions of Northern Canada who eat nothing but cold bark and retarded snakes and live inside igloos made of antelope dung. There are women in the mountains of Afghanistan who spend nineteen hours a day...

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WHY HAS THE UNITED KINGDOM RETAINED THE MONARCHY?

By James Harvey

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THE ONE THING BRITISH PEOPLE DO BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE

By Melvin Roosevelt, OBE, KFC

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22 SIGNS THAT YOU'RE POSH By James Harvey

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A CELEBRATION OF THE BRITISH HIGH STREET By Melvin Roosevelt, OBE, KFC

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IS IT POSSIBLE TO LIVE IN A BRITISH HOME WITHOUT BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT? By Rupert Bell

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