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WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL THIS COUNTRY? By Fallows Mencken
THE 20 THINGS PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED BY WHEN THEY MOVE TO THE UNITED KINGDOM By William Vanderbilt Breay
The television is quiet. The radio is quiet. The train is quiet. The plane is quiet. The gift shop is quiet. The coffee shop is quiet. After six months…you’re quiet too...
IS IT POSSIBLE TO LIVE IN A BRITISH HOME WITHOUT BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT? By Melvin Roosevelt, OBE, KFC
I cannot exclude the possiblity that someone on this island lives in a British home and considers it 'habitable.' But he is - as we all are - enduring so many inconveniences - sinkless bathrooms, collapsing Elizabethan roofs, nine hundred year old plumbing systems only understood by an archaeologist — that his definition of ‘habitable’ has to be stretched to such a degree that ninety nine out of one hundred linguists would call foul....
WHY HAS BRITAIN RETAINED THE MONARCHY? By James Harvey
Because without the monarchy this nation would crumble faster than a Croydon Costa carrot cake. It’s painful to contemplate, but imagine for a moment the unthinkable: someone other than Prince Edward christening the south Leeds leisure centre. Without his princely blessing, could anyone really get that much out of the weight room - or enjoy, even a little bit, the cafe’s cold...